My family has been collecting tears for generations. My great grandmother passed the tradition on to me. Tears were vital to my female ancestors as a means of birth control and protection from aggression when the men folk got riled up.
This little shack in the woods was used to store collected tears and distill them into a potent elixir that was then passed in secrecy to the women of the family.
OUR FIRST FACTORY
During World War II we opened our first factory to automate the tear production process, but unfortunately it had to be closed as soon as the men came back from the war.
After the birth of the #METOO movement, there was so much interest in reviving our products on a massive scale that we were able to open brand new state-of-the-art facilities.